You are a server/waiter at a restaurant. “OMG I forgot the guest’s ranch at table 32!” But it’s the middle of the night. You wake up in a cold sweat. “OMG I forgot the ranch.” Even the best servers have had some kind of work-related nightmare. I haven’t had one in years. My personnal worst nightmare is: I am the only server on, the restaurant is full, and you are nude only wearing an apron.
Public Bathroom Blues II.
Before you use the public toilet you clean and prep it. Put on the toilet seat cover. You unbuckle, unbutton, and zip down your pants but the toilet seat cover falls in the water. Ever happen to you? No. Just me?
Cumin
Ever wake up in the morning, the sun is barley up, and your very tired. You make a bowl of oatmeal, but instead of cinnamon you put cumin in your oatmeal. Good way to ruin your morning. No! Just me?
Football
As most of you know I work at a restuarant. When NFL starts up we can wear our Football jerseys. Well my family comes from Ireland and we watch Manchester United and LA Galaxy Fútbol/Football. Can I show up in my Man-U jersey next Sunday? Just saying.
Coffee
Ever make a cup of coffee in the morning by: 1st grinding the coffee beans. Next, put water in the machine. Finally, you turn on coffee machine. However, you are so tired that you forgot to put the coffee grounds from the grinder into the coffee maker? You just freshly brewed a cup of water.
Meow
When a kitty “Meows,” does it sound like a lion roaring to a mouse?
Church
Last Sunday day while at work a younger co-worker walked in dressed nice. “You going to church?” I said. “No.” She said, “I am supposed to be at church.” Oh? Oh. I used to do that too when I was 18.
McD’s
Remember eating your Happy Meal, but now you thought you were a big boy/girl. You wanted a Quarter Pounder, but you still could barely finish your Happy Meal. Plus, your dad said No.
Public Bathroom Blues.
Ladies if you didn’t know most guys will not talk to other guys while in the bathroom. If we have to do #2 in a public bathroom then we are really singing the Blues.
Lights
Ever use the bathroom at work, or in public? The light is on a timer and it turns off.
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Politics
When did I become so political? Oh? Wait. I am not that political. Maybe I am on some issues. Most people may not even know which party I belong to unless you really know me. If I see something funny on line Democratic, Republican, and Independent I am probably going to repost it.
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